
Polite cat
That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.
Oh my god give me
DAMMIT.
“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”
“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”
My cat headbutts me all the time and we had another who did the poking thing constantly.
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my exact thoughts.
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E finalmente a questão, o mistério de quem protagonisa a história. Quem abre a cortina, quem escolhe nossos passos na dança? Quem nos leva a loucura? Quem nos castiga com chicotes e nos coroa com a vitória quando sobrevivemos ao impossível? Quem honra aqueles que amamos com a vida que levamos? Quem manda monstros para nos matar, e, ao mesmo tempo, nos lembra que estamos vivos? Quem nos ensina o que é verdadeiro e a rir das mentiras? Quem decide por que vivemos e por que morreremos para defender? Quem nos acorrenta? E quem guarda a chave que pode nos libertar? É você. Tem todas as armas de que precisa. Agora lute.
A Game of Beauty Products
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oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this
lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF
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HBICs of history » Joan of Arc
Joan (1412-1431) was a French military heroine. She was a peasant girl who from an early age believed she heard the voices of Saints Michael, Catherine, and Margaret. When she was about 16, her voices began urging her to aid France’s dauphin (crown prince) and save France from the English attempt at conquest in the Hundred Years’ War. Dressed in men’s clothes, she visited the dauphin and convinced him, his advisers, and the church authorities to support her. With her inspiring conviction, she rallied the French troops and raised the English siege of Orléans in 1429. She soon defeated the English again at Patay. The dauphin was crowned king at Reims as Charles VII, with Joan beside him. Her siege of Paris was unsuccessful, and in 1430 she was captured by the Burgundians and sold to the English. Abandoned by Charles, she was turned over to the ecclesiastical court at Rouen, controlled by French clerics who supported the English, and tried for witchcraft and heresy (1431). She fiercely defended herself but finally recanted and was sentenced to life imprisonment. When she again asserted that she had been divinely inspired, she was burned at the stake.
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Irmãos e irmãsreúnam-se ao redor da mesa!Um cálice temos que erguerpara um deus de uma fé desconhecida.Aquele nascido sob uma estrelaagora junta-se à nossa companhia.Ele come todos os frutos de nossa mesa festivae declara a si mesmo nosso salvador.Quem arranjou o dia da celebração dos santos delessempre nos dias dos nossos banquetes?E repetidamente eles atrevem-se a falar de nós como blasfêmios!Beberrões nunca saem da porta,observando chefes/mestres sozinhos revezando-se.Pois todos os dias transcorridos na vida humanasão seguidos por uma interminável escuridão noturna.Para dentro de um sonho de lobonós, brevemente, podemos cair de novo…
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